Rate My Day

Every single thing I know about food

April 23, 2023

cookie

smoothie

sushi

miso soup

popcorn

salad

pasta

April 5, 2023

babybel cheese

coffee

noodles

soup

piece of cookie

piece of shortbread cookie

grapes

crackers

beef jerky

March 7, 2023

2 pieces of donut

teriyaki jerky

salad

green tea no sugar

pretzels

2 babybel cheese

February 27, 2023

babybell cheese

2 things of pringles

sushi

miso soup

salad

chocolate croissant

croissant

coffee

February 23, 2023

cheese

bread

sandwich

soup

piece of cookie

pumpkin pie

java cake loaf

1 piece of chicken

February 10, 2023

peanut butter toast

spoonful of peanut butter

salad

pringles

some starbucks coffee

February 9, 2023

banana

spoonful of peanut butter

soup

sandwich

blueberry tart

coffee

February 7th 2023

nilla wafers

pork pho

peanut butter pretzels

buffalo chicken salad

some smoothie

January 31 2023

toast

orange juice

coffee

salad

fritos

2 cheese sticks

pickles

kit kat

January 13 2023

thai noodles

edamame

thai iced tea

espresso shot

cucumbers

2 veggie dumplings

2 uncrustables

last of indian

3 slices of cheese

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2 slices of toast

honeybrains bowl

2 cheeses, 1 bag of pretzels

vodka soda

matcha alc drink

oysters

shrimp

mussels

fries

mochi

2 tequila sodas

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1 slice of toast

yogurt

ramen

small strawberry açaí

cheese danish

4 reeces cups

A girl from my hometown got famous on Youtube for doing fast food reviews, “what I eat in a day” type content. She’s like if Reviewbrah was yassified.

For the record, Reviewbrah is very based. He has said that he does fast food reviews because that’s what is available to most everyone. The suit and radio hobby are also very charming.

There’s this other girl who is on Tiktok and she will be like, “here’s what I eat in a day,” then eat a ton of crazy stuff on camera. People on Twitter started to argue she didn’t actually eat any of the food, that she would just take a bite for the video. “She doesn’t swallow and this is fetish content.”

I watch this Youtuber named Steve1989MREInfo who does MRE taste tests. I didn’t know what those were before I found him. He’s mostly interested in the historical aspect; he has eaten tons of government MREs preserved from like the 60s or earlier. This is from his Youtube channel description:

In my videos, I'll open a food container and sometimes say "Nice Hiss". And I always lay out the food components and say "Let's get this out onto a tray, Nice" while getting them onto the steel USN cafeteria tray, also as a catch phrase.

*Disclaimer* I've never eaten food that is beyond the safe point of consumption on this channel - and I do not support or condone anyone to eat improperly identified of varying toxin foods. Ever. Nor will I be held responsible for any damages that occur to anyone from such acts. -ST

I’ve only been to an American all-you-can-eat buffet (Golden Corral) but I hope to try Indian or Asian buffets. Golden Corral isn’t good but one time my friends and I decided to go in high school and it’s actually really expensive. I understand why, but you definitely eat more when it’s your own money being spent. I like the buffets in Amish country better. I like Amish food. One time I texted a guy about eating Amish food and he replied, “like bread and butter?”

If I’m eating and I want to make my food more appetizing, I’ll watch this Youtube channel that does historical recreations of what it was like to cook in the 18th century. This guy will be dressed up and in some sort of historical recreation kitchen, using recipes from that time period.

I read this book in grade school called The Island of the Blue Dolphin. She would detail how she found or hunted all her food and so whenever I would eat I tried to log my meals the way she did, to make everything taste better. I would pretend my dinners were fish I killed, even though my dinners were Stoffer’s frozen enchiladas.

Every day after school my grandpa would surprise me with a snack or he would take me to Mcdonald’s. He would pick me up in his car and proudly present me with sandwiches he made himself. There would always be chips. When we went to Mcdonald’s, I would order either a quarter pounder or a grilled chicken club. I would also get fries and a mocha frappe. I was probably 10 and I ate everything given to me.

When my parents got divorced, my dad moved into a condo and started stockpiling frozen food. I would visit every weekend to play the Sims 2 in his computer room. He would make me Gorton’s grilled fish fillets, TGI Fridays honey BBQ boneless chicken bites, and Stoffer’s mac and cheese. I would eat all of it in front of the computer and to be nice, I would draw him a new screensaver on Microsoft Paint every few months.

The summer before freshman year of high school I decided that everything is bread. Pasta was bread, granola bars were bread, cookies were bread, pizza was bread, french fries were bread, corn dogs were bread, rice was bread, chips were bread. I was disgusted and, when possible, avoided anything I considered to be bread for about a year.

August 11, 2024

iced vanilla latte

piece of pepperoni pizza

glass of white wine

glass of red wine

August 15, 2024

poke bowl

August 26, 2024

2 cookies

1 orange bell pepper

cup of rice

kimchi

September 15, 2024

half a chicken sandwich from olives

half a cookie

September 21, 2024

1 piece of chicken from casa adela