Valentine’s Day
it’s hard to compare women
they are all so unique
like a randomly generated password
you don’t usually want the first one
that you get
it’s very easy to roll again
oh wow. that one is pretty hot.
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the best thing about women
is one cannot be the other
that’s why it’s good
to look at all of them
sometimes together
maybe even… kissing?
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do they like that? more than, like… me?
ummm, no. not really possible.
women are different, yes.
but they all want one thing:
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it’s important to talk to a lot of them
and let them talk
you can get knowledge
like how one woman likes her coffee
is not how the other likes her’s
but I mixed it up,
and now she is mad. don’t like that.
I can roll again, though
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ahhhhh I thought I liked the one
but I actually like two
well
I just like the boobs
but that’s her
don’t care about the bad brain
my brain could make it
all okay
so, what’s the point?
i’ll just get two
yeah, two.
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awwww
women cry
sometimes, I wonder,
how much of the tears on this earth
are the woman’s?
I guess i’ll never know
but wow, what a thing:
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if I had to compare,
which I wouldn’t,
and I don’t,
never did
because
all the women
should have a chance
I guess I’d pick one of the firsts
just felt different
but that’s not really
the point







